[START]
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TXT:What you are about to experience is a rare insight into the life of a soaptroll.  With over eighteen billion endings it is a game that is virtually impossible to become disinterested with.  You're going to be here a very long time.  Enjoy.
*SILO,82,626,568,238/Begin the game

[STARTCONCISE]
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TXT:Enjoy.
*SILO,74,620,570,242/Begin the game

[SILO]
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TXT:You are in your living-room.  The rest of the house is full of napalm.
*INTERCOM,206,356,144,204/Press the intercom for assistance
*TOOLS,662,322,318,224/Open the tool cupboard
*SILODOOR,6,150,132,674/Open the silo door

[INTERCOM]
IMG:06 Intercom 1.png
TXT:Jonathan Ross answers quickly; "What seems to be the pwoblem, si'?"
*INTERCOMNAPALM,1074,20,238,206/Complain about the napalm
*INTERCOMINJECT,806,188,270,202/Express excitement about injecting a windows update in to your girlfriend's dick
*SILO,26,702,150,162/Discontinue this very conversation

[INTERCOMNAPALM]
IMG:06 Intercom 2.png
TXT:The answer comes: "Si', it's not napalm.  It's wemoval gel.  Theres not much we can do.  Sowwy."
*INTERCOMWHY,968,120,252,220/Ask why it's even in your house
*SILO,12,698,166,166/Release the intercom button somewhat rudely

[INTERCOMWHY]
IMG:06 Intercom 3.png
TXT:"There was an administwation ewwah at the chamba of commerse", Jonathan sighs.  "This sowt of thing happens quite wegularly, I'm afwaid."
*INTERCOMHOW,1130,68,270,230/Ask Jonathon how to get past the napalm
*SILO,20,702,158,168/Dramatically end the conversation

[INTERCOMHOW]
IMG:06 Intercom 4.png
TXT:"Once again, si', it's wemoval gel.", Ross reminds you.  "I don't know how you can get past it, weally.  It's extwemely cowwosive."
*INTERCOM2,930,172,236,216/Raise a seperate concern
*SILO,18,700,158,160/Wander away from the intercom

[INTERCOM2]
IMG:06 Intercom 1.png
TXT:Ross enthuses; "What else can we help you with, si'?"
*INTERCOMNAPALM,1064,22,246,204/Complain about the napalm
*INTERCOMINJECT,812,190,252,206/Express excitement about injecting a windows update in to your girlfriend's dick
*SILO,18,706,154,160/Discontinue this very conversation

[INTERCOMINJECT]
IMG:06 Intercom.png
TXT:There is a long silence as Jonathan absorbs the scope of your outburst.
*SILO,14,704,162,166/Decide this is the perfect time to end the conversation

[SILODOOR]
IMG:02 Silo Door.png
TXT:Napalm?  Yeah, whatever.  Can't stay in here forever, right?  You reach for the doorknob...
*NAPALM,402,52,766,836/Let's do this!
*SILO,20,696,162,174/Wait, isn't napalm disnice?

[NAPALM]
IMG:03 Napalm Death.png
TXT:Wow..  what went wrong?  You went all mushy.
*SILO,1414,696,172,162/Restart

[TOOLS]
IMG:04 Tool Cupboard.png
TXT:There're your tools - right where you left them.
*HIDE,402,236,764,462/Hide in the tool cupboard
*TOOLSWIELD,674,406,112,214/Wield your tools
*SILO,14,702,170,168/Leave the tool cupboard alone

[TOOLSAGAIN]
IMG:04 Tool Cupboard.png
TXT:Back in the cupboard they go.
*HIDE,374,172,786,518/Hide in the tool cupboard
*TOOLSWIELD,658,392,146,244/Wield your tools again
*SILO,18,702,168,168/Leave the tool cupboard alone

[TOOLSWIELD]
IMG:05 Tools.png
TXT:
AUTO:SILOTOOLS,2000

[SILOTOOLS]
IMG:07 Tools Door.png
TXT:Oohhh, that feels good.  Powerful.  You hold your tools and feel like quite the butch brute!
*SILODOORTOOLS,4,150,142,690/Open the door, armed with your tools
*TOOLSAGAIN,428,180,612,374/Put your stupid tools away

[SILOTOOLSAGAIN]
IMG:07 Tools Door.png
TXT:Still grasping your tools, you opt to...
*SILODOORTOOLS,4,150,142,690/Open the door, armed with your tools
*TOOLSAGAIN,428,180,612,374/Put your stupid tools away

[SILODOORTOOLS]
IMG:02 Silo Door.png
TXT:Time to deal with the napalm.  These tools should come in handy!  Shouldn't they?
*NAPALMTOOLS,382,30,786,872/Of course they will!
*SILOTOOLSAGAIN,12,704,178,162/What?  A fucking paper cup?  Against napalm?

[NAPALMTOOLS]
IMG:08 Tools Death.png
TXT:Shit...  You had a cup and everything!  Logically you should be still alive!  Wierd...
*SILO,1412,694,162,170/Restart

[HIDE]
IMG:09 Hiding.png
TXT:Wow...  This isn't bad!  And, nobody will ever find you here!  What do you do?  What DO you do?
*FANTASY1,206,18,234,218/Fantasise
*HIDEOKAY,18,228,224,224/Stay in here until everything is alright
*TOOLS,1420,698,160,172/Get out of your tool cupboard

[FANTASY1]
IMG:10 Fantasy 1.png
TXT:Okay. Let's see... Stary night... spooky totem things... not bad... what else?
*FANTASY2,8,110,590,516/The totems need hats
*HIDE,1418,704,158,162/Enough dreaming!  There is work to do!

[FANTASY2]
IMG:11 Fantasy 2.png
TXT:Nice.
*FANTASY3,734,16,214,242/Think about other stuff
*HIDE,1418,704,162,160/Anyway...

[FANTASY3]
IMG:12 Fantasy 3.png
TXT:Jumpy the Mouse is celebrating his third birthday with a lovely cake.  Any good?
*FANTASY4,1072,320,380,338/No, the totems were better
*HIDE,8,696,174,176/What was I doing...?

[FANTASY4]
IMG:13 Fantasy 4.png
TXT:Absolutely nothing has changed here. What now?
*FANTASY5,1320,18,236,236/Invent a pterodactyl
*HIDE,22,706,160,160/Not much oxygen left in this cupboard...

[FANTASY5]
IMG:14 Fantasy 5.png
TXT:You name it Elvus.  And now..?
*FANTASY6,1352,12,220,222/Check on Jumpy the mouse
*HIDE,1422,708,158,166/This is going nowhere

[FANTASY6]
IMG:15 Fantasy 6.png
TXT:Jumpy needs a name for his robot.
*FANTASYREWARD,712,384,246,224/"Bombagloox"
*FANTASYREWARD,924,200,196,216/"Dogfast"
*FANTASYREWARD,1142,88,206,226/"Squelky"
*FANTASYREWARD,1362,160,218,236/"Bumklok"
*HIDE,12,704,164,156/The napalm problem, God damn it!

[FANTASYREWARD]
IMG:16 Reward.png
TXT:Your reward! Enjoy it!
ACH:angus
*HIDE,40,664,168,176/Okay - that's enough

[HIDEOKAY]
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TXT:You give it a good four minutes and feel very optimistic that everything is okay now.
*HIDEAGAIN,108,82,228,220/Wait until everything isn't alright again
*NEXTDOOR,1418,706,164,164/Get out of your tool cupboard

[HIDEAGAIN]
IMG:09 Hiding.png
TXT:Three hours of waiting later you arbitrarily decide that everything is no longer alright.
*FANTASY1,218,18,228,218/Fantasise
*HIDEOKAY,14,252,226,196/Stay in here until everything is alright again
*TOOLS,1420,706,162,166/Get out of your tool cupboard

[NEXTDOOR]
IMG:20 Room 2.png
TXT:It worked!  Or you got out the door on the other side of the cupboard which leads to next-door.  You're not sure.
*ISLA,620,66,182,260/Look at the poster
*COMPUTER,1074,140,272,330/Use the computer
*FECKLAND,268,82,210,366/Go outside

[NEXTDOORAGAIN]
IMG:20 Room 2.png
TXT:Still in this unfamiliar room you see fit to...
*ISLA,614,60,188,276/Look at the poster
*COMPUTER,1088,126,252,306/Use the computer
*FECKLAND,278,90,194,356/Go outside

[ISLA]
IMG:21 Isla.png
TXT:Looking good, Isla.
*NEXTDOORAGAIN,12,702,172,168/Step back

[COMPUTER]
IMG:22 Computer.png
TXT:You are presented with an interesting choice.
*COMPUTER2,380,188,60,60/Press Y
*COMPUTER2,452,188,56,66/Press N
*COMPUTER2,502,188,68,72/Press J
*NEXTDOORAGAIN,1412,702,170,172/Leave the computer alone

[COMPUTER2]
IMG:22 Computer.png
TXT:Wait.. the screen is just painted on.  The keys don't do anything.
*COMPUTER2,384,184,74,88/Press Y
*COMPUTER2,464,192,42,64/Press N
*COMPUTER2,506,188,50,74/Press J
*NEXTDOORAGAIN,1418,708,162,168/Leave the computer alone

[FECKLAND]
IMG:30 Feckland.png
TXT:Oh, for fucks sake, Streaks.  Sort your game out...
ACH:outside
*START,18,12,1574,864/Go back to the title screen